I should probably masturbate
Me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)
I’m over it.

notoriouslywild:

I hate it when boys don’t reply to my messages. Like, I saw that you saw my message so why don’t you reply???? Assholes

Although we still live together I don’t expect my ex to invite me places yet he still does idk what’s wrong with him. He was happy to see me when he came home yesterday and I don’t get it. Like why?

danakatherinscully:

"do you like lady gaga?"

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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platinumbagel:

denchgang:

amaxxxingblog:

fencehopping:

Thunderstorm cloud lamp

I Want it

its doing a shit job of lighting that room 3/10 would not buy

All hail the glow cloud